Saturday, April 01, 2006

Traffic at Potshots goes through the roof of a hobbit's home.

Over the past two days, traffic at this butter-spreading-edge site has been... for want of better word, it's mind-boggling. Awesome even.
There can be only one reason for this, and it's not naked pictures of Siti Nurhaliza - although the very mention of that on this space will definitely result in a dozen hits over the next couple of days. Someone famous must've linked to this site!

Someone even more famous than this movie linked to Potshots, at 9.46pm last night.

After some in-depth investigation, meaning, I visited my sitemeter referrals page, I discovered that droves of what I can only assume to be people, since rumours of sheep using ICT other than visiting Screenshots is unconfirmed, have been beaming up to Potshots via everyone's favourite Malaysian exclamation - Aisehman!

All that beaming from Aisehman has turned Scotty into an old man, very quickly.

Apparently, Aisehman claims that we have Killer Wit. Potshots would like to take this time to deny that we are harbouring any murderers, let alone those whose name is Wit, or that we have participated in the death of anything except some Little Earthworms, lost due to lack of protection for journalists in the frontline.

Charles Manson is not to be found here, until he gets parole at least.

Whether this is because I once mentioned him too, I'm not sure. But Daft Oi's heart is warmed by Aisehman's gift and thanks him for doing his bit for liberty, democracy and afternoon tea.
Daft Oi would like to take this time to tell him and other friends of this site, "Thank you for your support. We are all patriotic bloggers and need to stand up for each other, kan?"


Blogger Priscilla said...

okay. but do you have Killer Weed?


1/4/06 16:38  
Blogger Daft Oi said...

no, no, no and i say again, no. no killers to be found anywhere on any property owned by Potshots Plc or any of its subsidiaries.

the only thing that could kill you here is too much doughnuts.

1/4/06 21:53  
Blogger Priscilla said...

Can I have your doughtnuts then, please?

2/4/06 15:58  
Blogger Daft Oi said...

doughnuts only for staff or interns, etc.

and no, we're not hiring at the moment but pls feel free to send in your resume along with as many full shotd of yourself in any variety of attire you so desire.

3/4/06 00:22  
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3/4/06 19:36  

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